Doctor: well the results are in and its doesn't look good, you're going to die.
Patient: how long do I have?
Patient: Ten what?
putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg
THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH
i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish
Anonymous said: but she said she was seeing him
I see him too, daily actually…next to my bed…on the wall…you know…and on tumblr…i’m seeing him right now.